Yiddish: He's a piece of meat with two eyes.

He's stupid.  SOURCE: Stutchkoff, Der Oytser fun der Yidisher Shprakh.

ער איז אַ שטיק פֿלייש מיט צוויי אויגן.

Er iz a shtik fleysh mit tsvey oygn.

He's a piece of meat with two eyes.