SOURCE: Stutchkoff, Der Oytser fun der Yidisher Shprakh. The word תּורה|toyre, loosely translated here as "scriptures," may refer to the Hebrew Bible, the entire body of Jewish law and teachings, or the Torah scroll itself.
ער שיט מיט תּורה ווי אַ ציג מיט באָבקעס.
Er shit mit toyre vi a tsig mit bobkes.
He spouts scriptures like a goat spews turds.